austin

austin
1. (Austin) (3859↑, 1588↓)
noun; adjective; verb. noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser; adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming; verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;

"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night\!" "Yeah he was really austin to me." "Woah, look at the boy austin."

Author: The medics symbols http://austin.urbanup.com/3254826
2. (austin) (2195↑, 1470↓)
extremely hot dude that is really hot and you can't not stand to look at.

Austin come here my baby cakes\!\!\!

3. (Austin) (1255↑, 903↓)
An amazing boy that makes my heart pound everytime I see him. I don't love him, but I miss him, I wish we had another chance. Btw, austin's cock is huge.

The only thing better than spending time with him is messing with his cock, I love austin.

Author: iwillalwaysloveyouaustin http://austin.urbanup.com/3792555
4. (Austin) (529↑, 230↓)
a very cute guy\! he is fun loving a genuine ladies man funny a guy with many talents\! a guy who is amazing in bed\!\! huge and satisfying penis a guy who can cheer you up even when your angry A sweet guy is always straight up with you he can be an asshole sometimes, but when he wants to be ...... he can be sooo sweet\! has his moods.. a guy who normally does stupid things the most amazing kisser\!\! very funny guy

Dang.....it's Austin..

5. (austin) (452↑, 179↓)
someone who will be himself and not give a shit what others say, expresses his mind, dresses how he wants, but at the same time he can be sweet and caring.

person 1: dude, austin is so cool, but kinda mean person 2: nah man he's actually really cool and nice

Author: sergfdbdfhbdfsvd http://austin.urbanup.com/4133861
6. (Austin) (1721↑, 1472↓)
1. The Capital of Texas. 2. A guy that's good in bed, despite a less than great appearance.

He sure looked uncool, but he was Austin in bed. He fucked me all night long\!

7. (Austin) (209↑, 87↓)
The One I will always love through the good and the bad, my bestfriend and soon to be lover. \<3 ^^ hah.

Austin I will ALWAYS AND FOREVER Love You.

8. (Austin) (652↑, 548↓)
Capitol of Texas known for having the tallest capitol building in the United States. That building itsel is taller than the on in D.C. Also known for the famous music festival South by Southwest(SXSW) where great bands come to get discovered. Home of the Longhorns. By far one of the greatest cities today.

Fuck Seattle im going to Austin\!

9. (Austin) (142↑, 43↓)
He is a man who is amazing at everything he does. If someone were to become best friends with him, they would be the luckiest person alive. He loves his friends with all his heart. His family also means a lot to him. He always says what is on his mind, and never lies. He's always himself and doesn't care what others think of him. He is extremely good looking; blue eyes, dark brown hair, and an amazing smile. He makes people smile and laugh constantly. His good mood is contagious. Once you have fallen in love with him, there is no turning back. He will put his full heart and soul into making his love happy; he will give her whatever she may like. He is a true friend for life.

I love Austin

10. (Austin) (206↑, 119↓)
A totally cool person that everyone likes.

Joey- Hey did you see Ashton today? Kndra- Yea he looked totally Austin

11. (Austin) (121↑, 44↓)
The best name ever. If you aquired this name you are defined as epic and god-related. If you have this name you are going to be the next actor, the next John Lennon, the Next President (one that actually is awesome), or the creator for the AIDS and Cancer vacine. If your name is something else your considered not as epic as Austin, Since Austin is the capital of Texas. When your the capital of the state that everything is big, then you truely are epic.

Hey, what's your name?\! My name is Austin\! Wow\! That name is legendary\!

12. (austin) (412↑, 342↓)
The only cool city in Texas, ironically the capitol.

I saw a shirt that said 'Keep Austin Weird'.

Author: The Drafted's guitar player http://austin.urbanup.com/1411160
13. (austin) (435↑, 370↓)
The capitol of Texas as well as the Live Music Capitol of the World. Home to the University of Texas Longhorns. Not to be associated with the rest of [Texas] considering its complete superiority to the backwater conservatives in the rest of the state; Austin is liberal and proud. Hot Spots: Sixth Street UT Barton Springs The Drag

We're going to Austin for SXSW.

14. (Austin) (279↑, 222↓)
Hometown of the [University of Texas], and the [Live Music Capital of the World]. Arguably the greatest city in [Texas], which is an easy thing to say when compared with the nearby [College Station]. Austin is the only major [liberal] stronghold in Texas, and because of that, [Republican] "politicians" such as [Tom DeLay], among others, once tried to remove [Democrat]s such as Lloyd Dogget by redistricting all of Texas. Birthplace of Whole foods, Amy's Ice Creams, the [Aggie Joke], Michael Dell, that guy who plays the bongos naked (not [Leslie]), along with various other famous hippies.

Austin: currently being encroached upon by [Conservatives] and [Californians].

15. (Austin) (77↑, 22↓)
a guy who sometimes is an asshole & super perverted, but still has a couple girls that like him. The girls don't know why & don't want to admit it, but they can't help but be attracted to him. There's just something about him sometimes. He's funny, a chill dude & has good friends.

Girl 1: I thought you didnt like him. Girl2: I don't, well, I can't help it. He's an Austin.

16. (Austin) (53↑, 10↓)
A very hot guy, That has an awesome 8 pack. A huge cock. Knows how to respect someone. Sweet kind loving. Would give his life for the one he loves.

I saw [Austin] and he was shirtless.

Author: devilchild1496 http://austin.urbanup.com/5346194
17. (Austin) (45↑, 6↓)
a guy who can make your heart pound like no one else. whos super cute with the sweetest voice imaginable(like David Archuleta) whos ripped, popular, and might be the love of your life.

What your leaving me? Yep [Austin] just walked by\!

Author: he got that super bass http://austin.urbanup.com/5435693
18. (Austin) (46↑, 10↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. He will do anything for you and love doing it\! For instance if he stops by quick-trip to buy you a snack and you tell him what you want no matter how picky you are he will remember what you want forever. And he will randomly surprise you with your favorite Chips and drink when you least expect it. Or if you are sad he will take whatever is hurting you and fix it. He has dark wavy hair and brown eyes but when he's really happy they turn hazel :). If you are dating him, be ready to fall in love because you have just met the perfect guy in the world\!

Austin: So i think i like you.... Girl: Oh..... Austin: What? Girl: I think i love you..... or Austin: So you know i like you right Girl: Yeah i do.... and i just don't really feel the same way.... Austin: Oh..... Girl: I'm so sorry... Austin: it's okay... you've done nothing wrong.... Girl *Worst Mistake of my Life*

Author: I love Austin\! i love Austin\! http://austin.urbanup.com/5350086
19. (austin) (51↑, 23↓)
people named austin think very highly of themselves, and go on urban dictionary to write positive things about themselves

austin is pretty, has a big cock, drives the women crazy, and is a compulsive liar

Author: jimmy-cow-cat http://austin.urbanup.com/5432239
20. (Austin) (39↑, 11↓)
Noun. The absolute BEST boyfriend ever\! Sweetest man on earth and so easy to talk to. An astounding lover and friend. The Prince Charming that every girl wants. Thoughtful, handsome, attractive(like a magnet\!), funny, loving, kind, delightful, delicious, delovely. Oh....and he has the best ass you've ever seen.

"He's definitely a keeper. I mean look at him\! He's an Austin." "I've finally found my Austin."

Author: \austinBashes http://austin.urbanup.com/5402201
21. (Austin) (111↑, 88↓)
A wicked chill bro that drops the "N" bomb a lot.

"That kid is such an Austin, he's so chill and he's racist"

22. (Austin) (45↑, 25↓)
1. The magical lad 2. Reference to song "Austin the magical lad": Austin the magical lad He is very, very, very rad When you meet him you won't be sorry You will touch his abs of glory

"Dude, did you see Austin today? he is very very very rad."

23. (austin) (18↑, 3↓)
Austin- a really sweet guy , with an amazing personality and a really hot guy ; like the hottest guy in the school ... and mostly mistaken for a big jerk/jock , but is a reeally sweet and sensitive (: and usually a phenomenal kisser .

Boyy austin is soo hot.... YUM .

24. (Austin) (17↑, 3↓)
Oh dear, Austin is a complicated, fun, loving, sweet, adorable, sexy, cute, willing, comforting, and all around good guy. He thinks he is the worst person in the world, but he is really, truly, a total sweetheart. His eyes are to die for\! And you might fall inlove with his voice. He may not know it, but he says some of the most romantic things at the right time. Even though most girls like a guy that can make another guy bleed, Austin is a pacifist. The worst part of this is that usually a lot of guys don't like him and try to pick fights with him. A lot of people(guys) like to talk a lot of crap on him, and it gets depressing, but he always gets through it. He is best friends with some of the weirdest people. And he will always be afraid of getting hurt. He wants to be a pirate, silly boy, and he is just amasing. It may be complicated to get to hang out with him if you never have before, but soon enough you will see him. And never regret it. If you know a guy like this Austin, go for it. He will be totally worth it, and he will know that you're worth it too, eventually.

Dude, did you see his eyes? Of course\! Totally an Austin. :; Oh my gosh\! He was SO adorable. I know\!\! Austin for suree.

Author: IloveyouAustin\<3 http://austin.urbanup.com/5931812
25. (Austin) (92↑, 78↓)
1. The capital of the state of Texas and 4th largest state capital by population. 2. 4th largest city in Texas and seat of Travis county. 3. The "live" music capital of the country. Just look at Austin City Limits. 4. home to the University of Texas 5. Thanks to the University, has one of the youngest, hippest, most educated populations in the country. Not to mention: 6. a whole slew of hightech jobs and one of the largest high-tech centers in the country. 7. It is now among the fastest-growing cities in the country. 8. one of the "fittest" and healthiest residents of any American city, thanks to its young pop. and convenient location to recreation. 9. Ranked as the "weirdest" cities in the country.

Austin is just downright cool. Not necessarily one of the largest metropolises in the country, but very nice and an excellant quality of life nonetheless.

26. (Austin) (14↑, 3↓)
the most perfect guy in the world. Typically very attractive, an amazing smile, the greatest laugh, and super hilarious. Austin is normally very athletic and more often than not goes for girls thats names start with A, S, or H (most of the time H though(: ) Easy to fall in love with, the hard part is letting go. VERY difficult to stay mad at, and can make you smile with just a glance. Has amazing eyes.

Austin is Perfect.

Author: ilovesuperman http://austin.urbanup.com/5891695
27. (Austin) (16↑, 5↓)
A boy who lives in the city of Austin, by the same name. Coincidence? maybe. An Austin will make your heart pound and your head spin. Someone you will miss and wish you had another chance with since things didn't work out the first time. Sometime in life, fate will bring you to an Austin.

Girl 1: I met this guy this summer. He was so nice. I hope I see him soon. Girl 2: Aww\! I bet his name is Austin?

28. (Austin) (9↑, 0↓)
The guy who treats every girl in the best way, he has the best eyes, the best hugs and the best smile. He never plays girls, ever and has the best friends. He has a bit of a short temper but never holds grudges. He's that guy you can talk to about anything and everything he's the one who will make you feel better when your down and always knows what to say. And I may or may not love him in every way.

That boy is so sweet, he must be an Austin

Author: That girl over there, http://austin.urbanup.com/6070130
29. (Austin) (7↑, 0↓)
Good looking man, plenty of steez AKA austeezy. Huge dick with the handsomest face ever. The type to take you out to a nice steak dinner AND call you back the next day. Rockin' body, bootylicious ass, and a smile so gorgeous you'd be dumb to forget the name.

Wipe that drool off your face\! What are you staring at? (wipes drool off chin) Did you see that guy?\! He's definitely an Austin, he's staying steezy all day\!

Author: Staysee JoeToe http://austin.urbanup.com/6195338
30. (Austin) (10↑, 3↓)
A very quiet, private guy who has amazing looks. Huge muscles. Tends to not talk to many people. Has a hot smile, doesn't date many girls, doesn't seem to be at any dances or public areas other than school. Is shyish, but very smart, and always has his eye on one girl and one girl only. Austins are known to have a very big penis, and is amazing in bed, but covers your mouth when you scream his name. Also amazing kissers who are not experienced, but still make you fall head over heels for him.

girl 1: Dude look at Austin over there by himself\! He is so hot and quiet, how come Austin isn't a manwhore like the rest? girl 2: I dont know like Austin has huge muscles though. Maybe Austin works out and just isn't into girls yet. girl 1: ohh I want Austin in bed\!\!

31. (Austin) (10↑, 3↓)
A very sweet boy, that will make you happy even when you're sad. An AHHMAZING kisser. Once you meet him, you'll never want to forget him.. When he's gone, you will realize that more than have of your heart is missing.. (: He is very smart and capable of doing something with his life \! He's not afraid to be himself \<3

"ohmydudee \!\!\!\! that austin has got me SPRUNGG.." "AWW you're adorable,, must be an austin \!\!" (:

32. (Austin) (12↑, 5↓)
Damn hes hella sexy Hes gotta smokin hot body(; Has an amazing dick (perfect size) Cute funny smart\! Amaziing kisser :D Great in bedd\! ;D Fun to play with. Hes great at making me horney haha hes perfect(; o and i love him and he loves me(:

Damn austin fuck me :D

Author: Oh You Know...Sex http://austin.urbanup.com/5738596
33. (Austin) (11↑, 5↓)
A sweat yet a person that can piss you off very fast\!

Austin K

34. (Austin) (3↑, 0↓)
The [sweetest] guy ever. He has dark brown wavy hair and brown eyes. He is really really [cute], [ripped], and [nice]. He has lots of friends, is really [funny], and plays guitar. Austin is someone you want to date because of how [caring] he is. Also has an [amazing] smile and laugh and really pretty eyes.

Sam: I got a new boyfriend. He's sooo sweet and cute and nice. he's got the most amazing smile. :) Anna: is he an austin?

Author: samm the m is silent(; http://austin.urbanup.com/6145800
35. (Austin) (3↑, 0↓)
A cool guy, that is also hot. He will occasionally do stupid thing, and may be an asshole, but is the right guy for you. He is a ladies man. And has a huge satisfying penis that is at least 50 feet long and 20 feet wide. He is the guy for ever girl, and especially aiyana.

He is so Austin.

Author: Rawrrawrrawrrawrrawr1245231 http://austin.urbanup.com/6142041
36. (Austin) (10↑, 8↓)
Adjtive: 1. A girl who is sick and tired of people assuming girls can't have this great girls name. 2. Beautiful, smart, hard working, great kisser, looks epic in some short shorts and will beat the crap out of the next person who mocks or questions her first name\!

Austin Elizabeth Robinson was infuriated when the teacher asked if she was jokeing when she said her name was Austin.

Author: Austin Elizabeth http://austin.urbanup.com/5980937
37. (Austin) (1↑, 0↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. He can make you laugh, even when you're feeling down. He's smart, tall, and likes to act tough on the outside, but he has a side that shows his caring, sweet nature. People see him as intelligent, funny, with a great sense of humor.

"I just met a really funny, sweet, and smart guy last night\!" "Is his name Austin?" "...How'd you know?"

Author: shootthesky210 http://austin.urbanup.com/6327809
38. (Austin) (9↑, 8↓)
The sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has an extremly large penis, he might not have all of his limbs, but he is still amazing.has amazing sexy hair and is very good in bed. sometimes goes by johnny austin.

that dude is awsome, his name must be austin.

39. (Austin) (178↑, 177↓)
1. The capital of [Texas]. 2. Live music capital of the [world].

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin. 2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

40. (Austin) (0↑, 0↓)
Austin is a guy who doesn't know what he wants. He skips around. Girl to girl. Once someone falls in love with him, there's not turning back. He's sweet, and a great kisser, but can be a jackass sometimes. He makes you happy when you're with him, but then tells you he doesn't want you. He's funny. And everyone likes him. He's popular but obviously doesn't know it.

Austin- I love you. I love you too. Austin-I'm dating someone else. You bitch...

Author: Small town girl. http://austin.urbanup.com/6353232
41. (Austin) (0↑, 0↓)
The sexyest guy you will ever meet. He is soo funny but can be a complete asshole sometimes. But no matter what you will always love him. Austin is an amazing kisser although he says hes not. I love him so much and it is impossible to hate him.

"he is such a austin"

42. (Austin) (0↑, 0↓)
A one-of-a-kind type of guy. The kind that sweeps you off your feet with a smile. Makes you blush with just one look and makes your day better in an instant. He asks about your day and doesn't settle for the "Nothing is wrong" response. Has a word that he uses often like "Wonderful" or "Lowlife" or other words. Hates liars and hates when you don't tell him things. Drives a truck and is the Ideal country boy. A gentleman and a guy who you wish would be your boyfriend. Often confused about his feelings and can't seem to make up his mind. If he breaks your heart, it will hurt.

girl 1: I wish I had my own Austin; you are so lucky to have him\! girl 2: I know.

43. (Austin) (1↑, 1↓)
a person who is secretly hated by his closest friends and has no idea. he plays the trumpet but sucks at it. he is left out all the time by his friends and tries to flirt with girls but it doesnt work.

hi, my name is austin.

44. (Austin) (3↑, 4↓)
A guy who most likely fits these descriptions: Tall Funny Nice (usually) Has a temper Loves the [Beatles] Cute Hugs other girls even if he has a girlfriend Pretty damn good artist if I do say so myself

Austin is my boyfriend but he's always hanging out with other girs\!

Author: Lucy (in the sky) http://austin.urbanup.com/6220408
45. (Austin) (3↑, 4↓)
a GORGEOUS girl living with a boys name, people often mistake her as a boy when they see her name opposite of a hoe,tramp, skank, etc.

1: hey\! its austin 2: sup dude? 1: this is the GIRL austin.... 2: o, my b.

46. (Austin) (4↑, 5↓)
1. A guy that is great At Pokemon. 2. A Noob

Guy 1: Dude that guy is great at pokemon\! Guy 2: I know he is doing an Austin

Author: Pokemon Master Man 117 http://austin.urbanup.com/5988449
47. (Austin) (9↑, 10↓)
When someone has 2+ consecutive voice cracks.

Haha dude you just had an Austin\!\!

Author: Juju Beaneyness http://austin.urbanup.com/5658592
48. (Austin) (23↑, 28↓)
Someone who is very stylish where clothes are concerned. He is always in style. He is trendy, but also likes classic styles of clothes. He always shops designer or name-brand.

I love your clothes, Austin.

49. (Austin) (5↑, 15↓)
Austin: 1. Talks like a retard 2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt. 3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt. 4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie. He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit. He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality. He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(: Have fun being a dickhole Austin.

Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with? Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN. Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.

Author: FunWithSphincters http://austin.urbanup.com/6112479
50. (Austin) (9↑, 20↓)
1)The fukin As$wh0\!e who will brake your heart A MILLOIN FU\!CKING TIMES\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2) A really cute blond whith skater hair green eyes,that gets a fuked up [haircut] and will now look like a rat mixture with a piccock. 3)The wierdo that texts you every day till FUKIN 4am IN the morning. 4)a perv that only wants sex. 5) another way to say chocolate:)

1)I hate micheal he did an [austin] to me a MILLION times :'(. 2)Omfg brian got an austin\!\!\!\!:O....that [dommass]. 3) austins wont let me sleep.FUKIN [WIERDOS]. 4)girl:hey maria i herd ur [boifriend] is an austin. maria:ohhh HAIIL FUKIN NO. girl:hmh its true. 5)I was all up last night [having] me some austin.

Author: \@shanedawsonhugger;) http://austin.urbanup.com/5785729
51. (austin) (10↑, 25↓)
An annoying guy who stalks girls. stay away from him.

Girl, that guy is such an Austin.

Author: olivia rattle http://austin.urbanup.com/5713052
52. (austin) (10↑, 27↓)
a guy with a very small penis ,a reject , ignorant,fat and gay , and a big pussy, and never gets any pussy. especially Austins with the last name that start with p or d.

have u seen that fag Austin he has such a small penis.

Author: ben dover 69 69 http://austin.urbanup.com/5786712
53. (Austin) (45↑, 62↓)
A former WWE wrestler from San Antonio, Texas often referred to as "Stone Cold" or "The Rattlesnake" with the persona of a sarcastic, rebble-rousing, tough, maverick, beer drinking S.O.B. who constantly opens up a can of whoop-ass on anyone, including Vince McMahon who gets in his way. He is a member of Vince McMahon's Kiss My Ass Club in the WWE. The capital of the state of Texas with a city population of nearly 700,000 and home to the University of Texas-Austin. The county seat of Travis County.

Steve Austin is a punk with a large WWE fan base.

Author: goinggoinggone http://austin.urbanup.com/2500227
54. (Austin) (108↑, 126↓)
An English motor car often known for being very small.

There once was a man from Boston Who bought himself a new Austin. There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas But his balls hung out and he lost 'em. (Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)

Author: Cap'n Bullmoose http://austin.urbanup.com/1224016
55. (Austin) (11↑, 30↓)
A small town in the middle of Potter County, Pennsylvania. Where there is no stoplights and only 1 school grades preschool-12. Where there are more animals then people. Deer season is the most important holiday of the year. You know everyone in the whole town by name and who they are kin too. You have to travel over 100 miles to the nearest real grocery store or mall. It snows over 6 feet of snow every winter till mid March. Another definition for HELL.

Me- "Whats today?" Friend- "DEER SEASON IN AUSTIN\!" Me- "Great..."

56. (Austin) (26↑, 47↓)
a girl who has a great sense of humor and you cant help but smile around. She's creative, fun, and loves shiny things. She likes roses and drawing them.

P1: Dude did you see that rose that Austin drew? P2: Yeah, it was freaking awesome\!\! Austin is always smiling\!

Author: emoemoemoemo4 http://austin.urbanup.com/4468700
57. (austin) (22↑, 43↓)
A ban-happy administrator. Usually in a multiplayer game.

Hey, I got banned for parking on a foe. It's not against the rules, yet I still got banned. What an Austin\!

58. (austin) (22↑, 43↓)
Unfortunate city in Minnesota, birthplace to Hormel foods and their canned green-meat "sensation" SPAM. A horrible place to raise children, and hopefully one of the first to disappear in the earth's impending demise.

"I work at the plant (Hormel foods or the slaughterhouses), got me six kids, a double-wide, and an education at the Riverland (community) college. I'll probably get promoted in a few years, settle in and retire to the Burr Oak Manor (closed in the late 90's due to abuse of residents and unsanitary conditions)." "Be good and maybe we'll go to the Oak Park Mall\! (a decrepid, run-down shell of a building that not even a JCPenney's could survive in.)" "Which Hardee's should we go to?" -They've got two in a city of around 20,000. WTF? The City Pages, a Minneapolis sister-publication of the Village Voice, did a cover story (I believe in 2004 or 05) on the atrocious number of meth labs sprouting up in Austin and surrounding farm communities. So much for wanting to eat my vegetables.

59. (austin) (3↑, 25↓)
(noun)-a gay faggot, that shaves his legs, acts like justin bieber, likes it in the butthole. like i said, he has the bieber fever\!\!\! (ass)

Man i like it in the austin

60. (Austin) (73↑, 98↓)
name given to "TERRORIST LANDSCAPERS" who are addicted to exterior decorating the same way some change living room furniture or constantly add froo-froo do-dads to areas for no reason other than nervous energy output.

He didn't have the drive to be independent and get a place of his own so the angry oddball Austin built a rat cage around the front of his house, weaseled himself into his grandparents rentals and performed hours and hours of terrorist landscaping as subterfuge and way of faking rent and helpfulness. The deluded Austin wasn't a good exterior decorator but performed constant unnecessary planting to cover up his own lack of life and love.

Author: Asstune Keller http://austin.urbanup.com/3007637
61. (austin) (37↑, 62↓)
ATX. The place you wish you lived. Home o' the Horns, SXSW\< and pure, unadulterated awesomeness. A downtown that is mostly democratic and urban, with a more right-wing gradient as you move towards the country. Real good place for Texicans. Real bad place for Blacks. City of the purple crown, cuz of our sunsets. Blueberry in the tomato sup, cuz of our liberals. Awesomest city ever, just because.

If there's a nuclear war, Austin and Twinkies will be the last thing standing\! I'm buying me some Twinkies and going to Austin\!

Author: Someone better than you. Get over it. http://austin.urbanup.com/2609114
62. (Austin) (8↑, 40↓)
A flamer who always thinks hes a winner, but is never a winner. Threatens to wrestle with alligators...does stupid things on occasion

Oh gosh, look at that kid. Hes so stupid." "Hes such an Austin.

Author: Betsey, from the beach http://austin.urbanup.com/5031235
63. (Austin) (20↑, 55↓)
A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.

Man, what's that smell? Oh, it's Austin.

Author: yousuckawholebunchaweiner http://austin.urbanup.com/5280682
64. (Austin) (9↑, 47↓)
guy who is bad in bed and has a small penis

last night i slept with austin, it was the worse night in my sex career

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65. (Austin) (9↑, 47↓)
An Austin thinks he is better than everyone else. A charmer, but dont expect it to last long. A very selfish person that puts himself in front of anything else. An austins screws are loose and is all and all a pathetic, lieing, munipulative son of a gun, with no life ahead of him. Scumbag and a deadbeat

Your a dick... your a total austin guy \#1: Go get a job\! Guy \#2: NO fuck that Guy \#1: Quit being such an austin

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66. (Austin) (9↑, 48↓)
Pathetic

Austin Siemens from Rosenort That boy is definetly an Austin\!

67. (Austin) (18↑, 57↓)
A perve who commonly says stupid things in an attempt to be funny. See (attention-hoar)

"what an Austin. He won't shut up..."

Author: Not-an-austin http://austin.urbanup.com/4673106
68. (austin) (19↑, 63↓)
cumbutt

Austin: Hey cumbutt.. how's that Palsy working out for ya?

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69. (Austin) (36↑, 99↓)
The most overrated city in the United States.

Trust me, I've lived in Austin for twelve years and I can't see the appeal

70. (Austin) (34↑, 97↓)
One is known to perform an 'Austin' when one ejaculates with a semi-errect or flacid penis, usually coming as a surprise to themselves and/or others around them.

Paul was struggling to get it up whilst watching porn, however he was so adament on getting a load off he continued hammering away at his semi-errect penis until an 'Austin' occurred.

71. (Austin) (63↑, 126↓)
The Capital of the state of Texas.

Although I associates myslelf with the peeps from the west side, and Austin is the south side, I cants help but say it is where the sweetest most beautiful angel lives. Oh yeah dont try to stalk or I'll get medieval on your ass.

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72. (Austin) (22↑, 87↓)
a douchebag who thinks he's cool and that he is "batman" he is just a loser with a big head and huge undeserved ego

Austin is such a dick face

73. (Austin) (32↑, 97↓)
A boy who can never shut the heck up and is always talking about the girl he nailed last night. also a jerk who over reacts a every little thing.

hey man did u hear about that austin who talks about how last night he nailed his best friend's sister

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74. (Austin) (18↑, 84↓)
A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam

that guy is such a austin i just want to punch him in the god damn mouth

Author: flyforawhiteguy http://austin.urbanup.com/4467815
75. (Austin) (32↑, 98↓)
an idiot who believes they are above every one and are unbelievably egotistic, smelly, have faces that look very unappealing to small children and some elderly folk. Also a small penis is a well known trait

"dude your being sush an Austin right now"

76. (Austin) (28↑, 94↓)
A very ugly person who can be surprisingly charming

"Wow, when I first saw Austin I threw up in my mouth a little, but after getting to know him I realize he's great\!"

77. (Austin) (47↑, 114↓)
The male equvalent to the female "camel toe".

"your pants are so tight I can see your fucking austin."

78. (austin) (290↑, 359↓)
a rapid and frequent masterbator who loves to drop it like its hot. also one who has siblings that are more liked than himself. he may usually like anything with a vagina and or anything near a vagina; very homophobic.

wow...he is being so perverted and austin right now. tell him to cut back on the austin-ness it's making everyone uncomfortable.

79. (Austin) (39↑, 116↓)
[Austin] the most un-attractive male name, people with the name austin are usally assholes, and have extreamly small cocks.

jim: "Austin is such a dick, all he ever talks about is nazis and hitler and his gay butt sex fantasies with other men." Mike: "ya, but its just becouse hes got a half inch cock." jim:" ya i know butt hes still a fucking ass hole."

80. (Austin) (35↑, 114↓)
The worst, most unliked name in the universe. mostly homosexual. austins have a very large penis, but usually like getting the same size in the ass. someone who is really sarcastic in the meanest way ever. all austins are known to be dill holes. probably the most unattractive thing you will ever see. Also a huge douche bag.

Shit, this austin sucks dick, yet he is one. i dont know your name but im assuming its austin cause your the biggest jerk ever\!

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81. (austin) (36↑, 115↓)
A hyperbole that hovers on a flatulent cloud of self-importance…not a real place.

Of course I'm busy. I live in Austin. I have band practice in five hours.

82. (Austin) (36↑, 120↓)
Male, a very very fat kid often very slow, likely to talk wierd female, a fat slezy whore with an underbite and mega chin

Wow, Austin was voted most likely to be the 1000 pound man or Wow Austin that whore acually dated tim

83. (Austin) (36↑, 124↓)
A person with unusually red hair. Most likely a skinny nerd who just plain sucks at life. He probably won't be able to see this entry because he mispells his name so much.

Man...ever since you dyed your hair red, became anorexic, started sucking at life, and mispelled your name uncontrollably, you've become such an Austin.

84. (austin) (95↑, 256↓)
fag who likes it in the butt. dumass who wacks off around other guys. wierd person who is short and deformed.

omg\! he is such an austin

85. (Austin) (134↑, 477↓)
Home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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